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    The Pink Patch

    Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?

    #2
    There are no "wonder" treatments for weight loss. Eat less, exercise more.

    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
      Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?
      It releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.
      Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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        #4
        Originally posted by beaker View Post
        It releases high amounts of oestrogen into your system, that's why! Actually I just made that up.
        Good though

        Man Boob patch
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          Good though

          Man Boob patch
          Nicknamed the "moob patch"!

          Go for it Moose!
          Don't ask Beaker. He's just another muppet.

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            #6
            Originally posted by beaker View Post
            Nicknamed the "moob patch"!

            Go for it Moose!
            I've already got moobs.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
              Does anyone know anything about this "wonder treatment" for weight loss? Why is it only for women? Why can't deperate male fatties use it as well?

              After years of being suckered with the latest beauty products containing ingredients with silly names, only women are gullible enough to buy into it.

              My sainsbury's performance moisturiser is doing well so far. My forehead crevices are now slighly less shallower than an abyss.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moose423956 View Post
                I've already got moobs.
                grow those puppies then you can play with them all the time

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                  #9
                  Is there an accompanying brown patch?: Always good for those "turn her over" moments...D
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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