UK Stag Nights

[tay]

I am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham

Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.

[sasguru]

I am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham

Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.

Shagging the strippers is the correct form. And it has to be done in public to rythmic chants of "Ooh Aah Cantona" ...

[PAH]

Don't get carried away by the talk of the women in nottingham outnumbering the blokes by as many as 10 to 1. Even if it's still remotely true, the last time I was there the quality was very absent.

You shouldn't need to have to pay either way, there are many cheaper women around, some for barely the price of a bacardi breezer.

[tay]

Ahh right.

I rather grumpy at having to shell out £45 to go clay pigeon shooting.

As a teenager I used to get paid 20 cents per possum by my dad to shoot them out of trees... now I am expected to pay for the priviledge.

Excellent my friday grumps have come early

I suppose it will be worth the money just to watch the others shoot incorrectly and spend all the rest of the day with bruised shoulders.

[HRH]

Nottingham- make sure you have a bullet proof vest and a healthy dose of penicillin.

[Xenophon]

Shagging the strippers is the correct form. And it has to be done in public to rythmic chants of "Ooh Aah Cantona" ...

They love it.

[cailin maith]

I am going to one of these this weekend.. Nottingham

Is it compulsary to shag the strippers or is it optional over here? Perphaps it is just the stag that has do it? As a Jonny Foreigner in your New Labour Land.. I am unsure of the exact protocols.

Ummm - you sure they'd want to shag you

[oracleslave]

Nottingham- make sure you have a bullet proof vest and a healthy dose of penicillin.

Yes it's even crazier that SW London/ Pack a piece man!

[tay]

Ummm - you sure they'd want to shag you

The money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.

[PAH]

The money in my wallet.. or the Bacardi Breezer I buy them. I know you are slightly classier and are a pint girl, but its the same basic principle.

Yeah, if the brand doesn't hook them the quantity will.

Just watch out for the cheeky mares that allow you to buy them a drink then prompty disappear without even a thank you.

My favourite anti-scamming technique is to go up to a bird in a 2 for 1 bar and ask for her spare one. Suprisingly it sometimes works as they love a cheeky chappy.