Do you speak Whale or dolphin ??

[G8_Summit]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

"I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

"Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".

[Chantho]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

"I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

"Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".

I speak Malmooth, but there are no others left who do. Next time I pass a dolphin or whale in the street I will try to converse with them and let you know the results.

[Alf W]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asi...ic/7291501.stm

"I don't speak whale and I don't speak dolphin," Mr Smith told the BBC.

He should have done what Dory did in Find Nemo:

"Hellllllooooooo Miiiiissssssttttteeeerrrrr wwhhhaaaaalllle. Yooouuuuuu neeeeeddddd tooooo sswwwimmmmmmm thhhhiiisssssss wwaaaayyyyyyy".

I find that's how you have to talk to the locals in Wales.

[shaunbhoy]

So when the Kiwis run out of strength and ideas, send for Flipper!!

[Diver]

I find that's how you have to talk to the locals in Wales.

And all this time we thought you were just an idiot with a speech impediment

[thunderlizard]

Most dolphins speak fax-machine anyway.

[beaker]

Dolphin. Next?

[VectraMan]

"Pha... want... Bea..."

What was that film?

[tay]

Getting a beached Whale to swim out to sea is actually really hard. Proof is the fact that shaunbhoys wife always resturns with him after a day at the seaside. Probably why he is such a grumpy deluded fool.

[shaunbhoy]

Getting a beached Whale to swim out to sea is actually really hard. Proof is the fact that shaunbhoys wife always resturns with him after a day at the seaside. Probably why he is such a grumpy deluded fool.

I could always try the NZ method and just smack her around I suppose. Not my thing though.