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    Thinking of buying a house - any pointers?

    Thanks
    "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

    #2
    Originally posted by Jog On View Post
    Thinking of buying a house - any pointers?

    Thanks
    Get one with a roof and walls, windows and a door could come in handy too
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      Buy a green house.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Jog On View Post
        Thinking of buying a house - any pointers?

        Thanks
        "It's better to buy the worst house in the best street then the best house in the worst street"

        "Location! Location ! Location!"
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Whilst being shown round a property, turn your nose up at everything and go 'Pfffft...' all the time.

          When they're finished, offer 10% of the asking price saying they'll be a fool not to accept your generous offer in this global economic meltdown.
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #6
            Originally posted by Diver View Post
            Get one with a roof and walls, windows and a door could come in handy too
            Thanks

            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            Buy a green house.
            I will be insulating the roof and using low energy lightbulbs

            Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
            "It's better to buy the worst house in the best street then the best house in the worst street"

            "Location! Location ! Location!"
            Yeah I want to be in the 0207 area - 0208 is for plebs
            "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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              #7
              Originally posted by Jog On View Post
              Thanks



              I will be insulating the roof and using low energy lightbulbs



              Yeah I want to be in the 0207 area - 0208 is for plebs


              Anything to do with O2 is for plebs.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #8
                Offer them 30% below asking.

                If they say your offer is derisory, offer them the choice of 30% off now, or 50% off in 6 months time when it still hasn't sold.
                ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PAH View Post
                  Anything to do with O2 is for plebs.
                  I much preferred it when it was 0171 and 0181.

                  O2 are overcharging me come to think about it - I must look in to that.
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                    #10
                    There's a nice bungalow just 100yds down the road from me.
                    huge grounds, massive detached garage. only £240,000.

                    We could be neighbors
                    Confusion is a natural state of being

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