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    My cats bum fell out

    Got home from work last night, pretty tired. I was just getting changed when I heard a shriek from the missus, so I dashed downstairs and she was white as a sheet. 'Brewsters had a prolapse' she said.

    Brewster-roustabout is a female ginger and she's had a few problems with constipation, so now she's lying by the breadbin with a load if intesines bigger than a tennis ball sticking out under her tail. Splodges of blood spotted all around the work surfaces and the table.
    So the missus tooke her to the vets while I cleaned the place up. We will find out today what can be done, if anything.

    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Got home from work last night, pretty tired. I was just getting changed when I heard a shriek from the missus, so I dashed downstairs and she was white as a sheet. 'Brewsters had a prolapse' she said.

    Brewster-roustabout is a female ginger and she's had a few problems with constipation, so now she's lying by the breadbin with a load if intesines bigger than a tennis ball sticking out under her tail. Splodges of blood spotted all around the work surfaces and the table.
    So the missus tooke her to the vets while I cleaned the place up. We will find out today what can be done, if anything.

    Do you have any pics?

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      #3
      Originally posted by HRH View Post
      Do you have any pics?
      I dashed for the camera, but the words, withering looks, divorce papers and heartless b@stard seem to sum up what happened next.
      so, no I dont


      (\__/)
      (>'.'<)
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        #4
        So what happened???


        Did you get the cat back in one piece?
        Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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          #5
          Originally posted by shelby68 View Post
          So what happened???


          Did you get the cat back in one piece?
          They shoved her innards back in then they put a 'purse string suture' in place , which I believe closes her bum-hole so nothing else can fall out. I will know in a few hours if anything can be done.


          (\__/)
          (>'.'<)
          ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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            #6
            Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
            They shoved her innards back in then they put a 'purse string suture' in place , which I believe closes her bum-hole so nothing else can fall out. I will know in a few hours if anything can be done.



            Thanks for reinforcing my diet discipline. I was about to go down to the restaurant for some breakfast when I read this.

            I doubt that I'll eat again today
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              Got home from work last night, pretty tired. I was just getting changed when I heard a shriek from the missus, so I dashed downstairs and she was white as a sheet. 'Brewsters had a prolapse' she said.

              Brewster-roustabout is a female ginger and she's had a few problems with constipation, so now she's lying by the breadbin with a load if intesines bigger than a tennis ball sticking out under her tail. Splodges of blood spotted all around the work surfaces and the table.
              So the missus tooke her to the vets while I cleaned the place up. We will find out today what can be done, if anything.

              My most heartfelt sympathy and wishes for a speedy recovery.

              I know just how bad we'd feel if anything happened to our cat.
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                #8
                Poor little thing

                I'll keep my fingers crossed.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  Thanks for reinforcing my diet discipline. I was about to go down to the restaurant for some breakfast when I read this.

                  I doubt that I'll eat again today
                  You shouldn't miss breakfast. Miss dinner if you have to miss a meal, but not breakfast.
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    They shoved her innards back in then they put a 'purse string suture' in place , which I believe closes her bum-hole so nothing else can fall out. I will know in a few hours if anything can be done.


                    I hope she recovers without too many ill-effects - give her a fuss for me.......
                    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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