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    insult of choice

    I wonder what the CUK filter will make of these ....

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7289390.stm

    Gay (83%)
    Bitch (59%)
    Slag (45%)
    Poof (29%)
    Batty boy (29%)
    Slut (26%)
    Queer (26%)
    Lezzie (24.8%)
    Homo (22%)
    Faggot (11%)
    Sissy (5%)

    #2
    Nom de dieu de putain de bordel de merde de saloperie de connard d'enculé de ta mère

    (c) Matrix Reloaded

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      #3
      8 out of those 11 are references to homosexuals.

      In my day, all the best insults were around 'your mum'

      or, the mother of all insults

      'your nan'
      It's about time I changed this sig...

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        #4
        My son has been using Chinner for a while - he likes it because nobody gets it. He's a bit odd like that. They want to do a 1940's day at school where the kids get dressed in 1940's style clothing. He wants to go as Hitler.
        Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

        I preferred version 1!

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          #5
          Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
          My son has been using Chinner for a while - he likes it because nobody gets it.

          Chinner (noun)

          A Chinner is a person with an overly developed, large, possibly even scary chin or jaw.
          A Chinner can probably use their chin as a dangerous weapon.
          Chinners have a tendency to stick their chins out - through choice or not.
          Chinners have notably protruding chins.

          If you see a person with one scary looking piece of jaw, then that person is a Chinner.
          ?? Is that what he refers to?
          It's about time I changed this sig...

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            #6
            Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
            He wants to go as Hitler.
            You are Prince Charles and I claim my 5 Duchy Original Christmas Puddings.

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              #7
              Chinner - Ala Jimmy Hill

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                #8
                Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                You are Prince Charles and I claim my 5 Duchy Original Christmas Puddings.
                So, you believe Prince Harry is Charles' son?

                Yeah, right!

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                  #9
                  Im not very good with insults.... I much prefer just to go with a good old **** off...
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
                    Im not very good with insults.... I much prefer just to go with a good old **** off...
                    That's my girl!

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