• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Horizon... I've missed a great Plan B...

Collapse
X
  •  
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Horizon... I've missed a great Plan B...

    Horizon last night was all about body snatchers...

    A hu-man body is worth $60k in bits & pieces...

    I've obviously missed an opportunity here....

    #2
    If we add up all the "asylum" seekers, "economic" migrants, Chavs, and Pikies and multiply each by $60K, is it enough to settle the UK budget deficit?

    Comment


      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      If we add up all the "asylum" seekers, "economic" migrants, Chavs, and Pikies and multiply each by $60K, is it enough to settle the UK budget deficit?

      Now there's a thought. I'll get some chloroform...
      ǝןqqıʍ

      Comment


        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        Now there's a thought. I'll get some chloroform...
        I'll get us a big van. Actually, socky can scam us a couple of refridgerated arctics (like Faceman does in the A-Team).

        I'm sure that will be on the Virginmedia catch up TV so I'll watch it tonight.
        Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

        Comment


          #5
          Originally posted by miffy View Post
          I'll get us a big van.
          And I'll wait for couple more of you to join this conspiracy and then call the cops...

          Comment


            #6
            Originally posted by AtW View Post
            And I'll wait for couple more of you to join this conspiracy and then call the cops...
            No no get with the program.

            You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.
            "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

            Comment


              #7
              Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
              You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.
              And what if it was you who got drugged?

              Comment


                #8
                Originally posted by AtW View Post
                And what if it was you who got drugged?
                Then your whole life won't have been a waste.
                Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
                threadeds website, and here's my blog.

                Comment


                  #9
                  Originally posted by AtW View Post
                  And what if it was you who got drugged?
                  Last time I checked I wasn't an asylum" seeker, "economic" migrant, Chav or Pikie.
                  "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

                  Comment


                    #10
                    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                    No no get with the program.

                    You are suppose to wait until they have the drugged people in the van and then call the cops.
                    By the time the filth realise whats going on, they'll all be crated up on an aeroplace.

                    Failing that, we'll just turn them all into kebabs or pedigree chum
                    Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

                    Comment

                    Working...
                    X