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The Apprentice - New Series

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    The Apprentice - New Series

    It's back. Unsurprisingly, there is a recruitment consultant with an IT diploma in there.

    Here's the form...

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    Oh, I’m sorry….I seem to be lost. I was looking for the sane side of town. I’d ask you for directions, but I have a feeling you’ve never been there and I’d be wasting my time.

    #2
    The pics look like the style book at Tony and Guy
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      What a bunch of w@@@ers!!

      Older and ...well, just older!!

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        #4
        The men have the worst statements

        "I am an exceptional individual. I am an exhibitionist, I am fearless, I want money and I am unscrupulous."

        "The spoken word is my tool (I'm a) terrific conversationalist and raconteur, with incredible charisma. (I'm) priceless, absolutely priceless."
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
          The men have the worst statements

          "I am an exceptional individual. I am an exhibitionist, I am fearless, I want money and I am unscrupulous."

          "The spoken word is my tool (I'm a) terrific conversationalist and raconteur, with incredible charisma. (I'm) priceless, absolutely priceless."
          Sounds like a recipe for entertaining telly which is surely the aim though?

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            #6
            Name: Sara Dhada
            Age: 25
            Career: International Car Trader
            Shes the ****er that steals and rings you car to Pakistan then.

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              #7
              Actually I'm in the new series...... just keep an eye out when they do the task of selling fish at Islington Market, Im the hunk who walks past in the background munching on a pasty.

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Sounds like a recipe for entertaining telly which is surely the aim though?


                Of course, find a few loadmouth ego maniac school drop outs who think they are gods gift because they are a regional sales manager for a paperclip firm in some town at the arse end of nowhere, mix with a liberal sprikle of upper class twit and

                hey presto
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Of course, find a few loadmouth ego maniac school drop outs who think they are gods gift because they are a regional sales manager for a paperclip firm in some town at the arse end of nowhere, mix with a liberal sprikle of upper class twit and

                  hey presto
                  Well it's a formula that worked for the previous series so not sure why they would change it.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bumfluff View Post
                    Actually I'm in the new series...... just keep an eye out when they do the task of selling fish at Islington Market, Im the hunk who walks past in the background munching on a pasty.
                    bum

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