What would your apprentice summary be?

[DimPrawn]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

[Lucy]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

Lucy
Thirtysomething
Wobbly
PhD
In hope
I can't believe I am on the telly... I can sell, I can sing, I can dance I can get preggers by another contestant and upset Sugar...

[Moscow Mule]

Name: Moscow Mule
Age: 32
Career: Professional Wrestler
Qualifications: WWCW Pro School
Lives: St Petersberg
He/She says: "I pity the fool who thinks they can outsmart the Mule"

[tay]

He/She says: "I pity the fool who thinks they can outsmart the Mule"

I like it!

[Sockpuppet]

Name: Sockpuppet
Age: 25
Career: Piss Taking Contractor Bastard
Qualifications: ******* Loads
Lives: With Parents
He/She says: I'm a general ***** who tries to sell this as "straight talking".

[Bagpuss]

Name: Bagpuss
Age: Yes
Career: Global manager for Spectre organisation (paperclip subsiduary)
Qualifications: BTEC diploma in anger management, NVQ level 1 First floor telephones,gents ready-made suits,shirts, socks, ties, hats,underwear and shoes...going up
Lives: Life to the max 1500%
He/She says: "I only applied because Sir Alan reminded me of Nookie bear"

[DimPrawn]

Name: Bagpuss
Age: Yes
Career: Global manager for Spectre organisation (paperclip subsiduary)
Qualifications: BTEC diploma in anger management, NVQ level 1 First floor telephones,gents ready-made suits,shirts, socks, ties, hats,underwear and shoes...going up
Lives: Life to the max 1500%
He/She says: "I only applied because Sir Alan reminded me of Nookie bear"

Oh Bag-o-pus, you do make me laugh.

Lucy.

x

[Lucy]

Oh Bag-o-pus, you do make me laugh.

Lucy.

x

Hey! I tried to write that and the board was so slow I gave up.

Why are you being everyone else today?

[Ardesco]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

Name: Ardesco
Age: Older than you would think
Career: Jack of all trades
Qualifications: BSc Literature Arts & Geography
Lives: Reborn every 1000 years
He/She says: "Vodka will enable me to beat all others into submission"

[BrilloPad]

Name: ??????
Age: ?????????
Career: ?????????
Qualifications: ???????
Lives: ???????????
He/She says: "???????????????."


Best one wins a virtual pint.

BrilloPad
25 and a few months
running software house supplying Investment Banks for 20 years
London
you will not be disappointed if you hire me.