Why is board slow?

[Lucy]

The board is very slow and keeps giving me errors.

Is TPD taking up all the memory or something?

[sasguru]

Mods have set it to your brain speed so you can keep up.

[AtW]

Oh get a room you two!

[Lucy]

Mods have set it to your brain speed so you can keep up.

Well, it's too slow, am getting bored and angry.

I hear TPD is causing lots of problems and will need to be deleted, and you're next!

[sasguru]

Oh get a room you two!

She would like to, but I'm too good looking for her.

[sasguru]

am getting bored and angry.

Is that your default mode?

[Lucy]

She would like to, but I'm too good looking for her.

I know, I can't understand why I can't get my hands on a 5'2 balding sandal-wearing geek, who massages plasticine all day.

[Lucy]

Is that your default mode?

Probably.

I've got something for you sas. Call me if you need it explained.

[AtW]

She would like to, but I'm too good looking for her.

Fight-fight!

---> sadguru <--- Lucy

[sasguru]

I know, I can't understand why I can't get my hands on a 5'2 balding sandal-wearing geek, who massages plasticine all day.

I suppose such a bloke, if he existed, wouldn't say no to a fat, hunch-backed, illogical nutter.