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    Sun readers

    Aren't they great entertainment value. This is a comment on the article about the paedo released from Oz to the UK:

    Its time the people went to war with the government. All citizens of our nation should now join forces and go up against our sick government with AK47s, and make war.... There are a lot more of us than them!!!
    Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?

    Last edited by ratewhore; 20 March 2008, 10:57. Reason: spelt paedo wrong
    Older and ...well, just older!!

    #2
    AK47 when you absolutely, positively have to kill every last muthahubbard in the room

    Or so says Samuel L Jackson and I aint gonna argue with him

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      #3
      Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
      Aren't they great entertainment value. This is a comment on the article about the paedo released from Oz to the UK:



      Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?

      I gather you read the sun then?
      Confusion is a natural state of being

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        #4
        Excellent weapon. Still be firing long after the police's MP5s have given up the ghost.
        ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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          #5
          Originally posted by Diver View Post
          I gather you read the sun then?
          I can't bait the chavs unless I understand them first...
          Older and ...well, just older!!

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            #6
            Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
            I can't bait the chavs unless I understand them first...
            Confusion is a natural state of being

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Excellent weapon. Still be firing long after the police's MP5s have given up the ghost.
              Reliable but not an accurate weapon.

              I saw it on TV.

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                #8
                Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
                Wonder why it's so important we all use AK47's?


                Maybe 'coz they're easy to get hold of?

                The vegetarian option.

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                  #9
                  Sun readers

                  Problem solving 101:

                  Mix a fast acting poison (A neurotoxin such as Tetrodotoxin should do the trick) in with the paper pulp used for The Sun newspapers.

                  Gradually, there will be fewer Sun readers.

                  Problem solved (Invoice is in the post).

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Reliable but not an accurate weapon.

                    I saw it on TV.
                    I fired one in Vegas. A large portion of fun.

                    It's also very good when you're playing the terrorists in Counter Strike (which is as close as I'd like to get to being involved in an armed insurrection)
                    ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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