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    Gallstones

    Anyone had these?

    #2
    No, don't want them either! supposed to be bloody painful
    Confusion is a natural state of being

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      #3
      I've heard they put a pipe up your bottom to look for them? That's not true I hope.

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        #4
        Originally posted by moorfield View Post
        I've heard they put a pipe up your bottom to look for them? That's not true I hope.
        No! you just went to a gay proctologist
        Confusion is a natural state of being

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          #5
          Originally posted by moorfield View Post
          I've heard they put a pipe up your bottom to look for them? That's not true I hope.
          No, they scan you to measure them, then break them up with an ultrasound, then you have to piss them out.
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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            then you have to piss them out.
            That would be a neat trick from the gallbladder

            Treatment, if needed, is almost always surgical:
            http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddise...bs/gallstones/

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              No, they scan you to measure them, then break them up with an ultrasound, then you have to piss them out.
              So basically if you've a tiny weener you're in trouble ...
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                #8
                A cousin of mine had them, which is a bit worrying seeing as she's not even 18 yet.

                Maybe the McDonald's generation are more prone to this, if a high cholesterol diet is a factor.
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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Platypus View Post
                  That would be a neat trick from the gallbladder

                  Treatment, if needed, is almost always surgical:
                  http://digestive.niddk.nih.gov/ddise...bs/gallstones/
                  What am I thinking of then?

                  Edit: that would be kidney stones...
                  ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    What am I thinking of then?
                    Kidney stones. And boy do those hurt

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