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Advice for skiers and snowboarders.

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    Advice for skiers and snowboarders.

    If you fall, try not to land on your coccyx (tail-bone). It's really very painful and takes ages to heal.
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    You should charge for this stuff. I mean who knew?

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      #3
      Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
      Advice for skiers and snowboarders.
      Learn to fall properly - should be the first thing the instructor teaches you.
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        #4
        Or just don't fall over.
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          #5
          Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
          Or just don't fall over.
          When you're pulling a slick BS 720 over a 10 metre drop into lush powder, that can be hard to achieve.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
            When you're pulling a slick BS 720 over a 10 metre drop into lush powder, that can be hard to achieve.
            If you can't do it without falling over, then either don't do it or don't whinge that it hurts.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              Learn to fall properly - should be the first thing the instructor teaches you.
              Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
              If you can't do it without falling over, then either don't do it or don't whinge that it hurts.
              I refer the honourable gentleman to the answer I gave earlier...
              ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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                #8
                I did that. Stood still on my snowboard. Just tipped backwards and hit packed snow. Ouch...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  You should charge for this stuff. I mean who knew?


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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                    When you're pulling a slick BS 720 over a 10 metre drop into lush powder, that can be hard to achieve.
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