Apprentice

[motoukenin]

Anyone see this last night on the Beeb

Stupid lawyer couldnt work out the price of fish , nothing new there then.

Think the biggest deterant to crime in this country is the half witted lawyers who fight your cause in the courts.

Have only been to court once to fight a case with a phsyco neighbour , and at one point my Lawyer got out a calander to work out the number of days between the 1st and 31st may counting each square that represented one day.

[DimPrawn]

Still, for £200/hr what sort of calibre of person do you expect?

[Spacecadet]

Stupid lawyer couldnt work out the price of fish , nothing new there then.

even funnier was how they were forced into accepting a very low price from the firm of solicitors... the guy they were haggling with seemed to know that they were in a very tight position and had no one else to go to... must have seen them coming a mile off

[sasguru]

Anyone see this last night on the Beeb

Stupid lawyer couldnt work out the price of fish , nothing new there then.

Think the biggest deterant to crime in this country is the half witted lawyers who fight your cause in the courts.

Have only been to court once to fight a case with a phsyco neighbour , and at one point my Lawyer got out a calander to work out the number of days between the 1st and 31st may counting each square that represented one day.

deterrent
psycho
calendar

Why do people who can't master their own language call other people half-witted?

[Ramos]

I used to work for one of the top 5 law firms in the city and yep common sense was missing in most of the new recruits.

Sugar: Disappointed with a 'B' in French GSCE, now you'll be more disappointed with an 'F' you're fired. Priceless....

[motoukenin]

Thats not correct SASGURU , using the word , people, twice in a sentence is poor grammar

You should have said

Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?

Also GURU is not technically an english word either

[Churchill]

Thats not correct SASGURU , using the word , people, twice in a sentence is poor grammar

You should have said

Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?

Also GURU is not technically an english word either

It's in the Oxford English Dictionary!

[sasguru]

Thats not correct SASGURU , using the word , people, twice in a sentence is poor grammar

You should have said

Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?

Also GURU is not technically an english word either

It's correct grammar, but poor style.
Do you think bungalow, thug and khaki are English words?
Do keep up!

[TheFaQQer]

Thats not correct SASGURU , using the word , people, twice in a sentence is poor grammar

You should have said

Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?

Also GURU is not technically an english word either

• "people";
• missing full stop at the end of the first sentence;
• missing ':' at the end of the sentence "You should have said ";
• "Why do people who can't master their own language call others half-witted?";
• "guru";
• English;
• missing comma after the word "word" in the last sentence;
• missing full stop in the last sentence.

HTH

[Spacecadet]

Another newbie joyously welcomed to the fold