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    Raped by a wombat

    A New Zealand man who claimed to have been left speaking Australian after being raped by a wombat has been sentenced to 75 hours' community work for his trouble.

    Arthur Ross Cradock, a 48-year-old orchard worker, admitted in the Nelson District Court yesterday to the charge of using a phone for a fictitious purpose, after calling police with the message, "I've been raped by a wombat".

    Police prosecutor Sergeant Chris Stringer told the court that on the afternoon of February 11 Cradock called the police communications centre, threatening to "smash the filth" if they arrived at his home that night.

    When asked if he had an emergency, he replied "yes", Mr Stringer said.

    On a second subsequent call to the communications centre, Cradock told police he was being raped by a wombat at his Motueka address, and sought their immediate help.

    He called police again soon after, and gave his full name, saying he wanted to withdraw the complaint.

    "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.

    "Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right you know, I didn't hurt my bum at all," Cradock then told the operator.

    Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life. However, defence lawyer Michael Vesty said alcohol was not a problem that day.

    Judge Richard Russell said he was not quite sure what motivated Cradock to make those statements to the police.

    In sentencing, he warned Cradock not to do it again.

    stuff.co.nz

    #2
    WTF does "speaking Australian" mean ?

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      #3
      Unbelievable.

      We can now use scrape and other similar words without being censored.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucy View Post

        Mr Stringer said alcohol had played a big part in Cradock's life.
        stuff.co.nz
        No tulip Sherlock?

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          #5
          Originally posted by moorfield View Post
          WTF does "speaking Australian" mean ?

          Overusing the words: Sheila, pom, cobber, barbie, strewth, ...
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Originally posted by moorfield View Post
            WTF does "speaking Australian" mean ?
            words like **** and arse and ****

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              #7
              Originally posted by moorfield View Post
              WTF does "speaking Australian" mean ?
              swearing

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                #8
                "I'll retract the rape complaint from the wombat, because he's pulled out," Cradock told the operator at the communications centre, who had no idea what he was talking about, Mr Stringer said.


                How do we know the Wombat didn't intimidate Cradock into withdrawing his statement? How many Wombats have been convicted of rape? I rest my case....

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                  How do we know the Wombat didn't intimidate Cradock into withdrawing his statement? How many Wombats have been convicted of rape? I rest my case....

                  That'll be the nut one.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #10
                    I am sure there's a joke about a straightbat combat wombat here somewhere , but I cant be anussed











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