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    #1

    my little HRH song

    I'd rather be a blagger and a pain
    Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
    I'd rather be a spammer and be nailed
    Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

    Away, I'd rather run away
    Like a swan that's here and gone
    A gay gets tied up to the bed
    He gives the world its saddest sound
    Its saddest sound

    I'd rather be a frottair than a felch
    Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
    I'd rather eat my marmite for a belch
    Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would






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    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work
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    #2
    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I'd rather be a blagger and a pain
    Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
    I'd rather be a spammer and be nailed
    Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

    Away, I'd rather run away
    Like a swan that's here and gone
    A gay gets tied up to the bed
    He gives the world its saddest sound
    Its saddest sound

    I'd rather be a frottair than a felch
    Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
    I'd rather eat my marmite for a belch
    Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would






    Always nice to see a bit of Led Zep on this forum.
    If you find this post offensive, please insert "Chan" before and "tho" after, then it should be OK.

    Sometimes I almost feel just like a human being - Elvis Costello

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      #3
      Led Zep? Wasn't it S&G?
      "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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        #4
        I don't think you'll be winning a grammy anytime soon, I used to be a singer song writer in a band if you need any tips.

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          #5
          Originally posted by daviejones View Post
          Led Zep? Wasn't it S&G?
          More S & M if you ask me
          Confusion is a natural state of being

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            #6
            Originally posted by HRH View Post
            I don't think you'll be winning a grammy anytime soon, I used to be a singer song writer in a band if you need any tips.

            blooming heck man. Right, I am gonna think of something I have done that you haven't.

            er..
            erm..

            oh I know.
            Last weekend I kn0bbed my missus three time. There, top that



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              #7
              Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
              blooming heck man. Right, I am gonna think of something I have done that you haven't.

              er..
              erm..

              oh I know.
              Last weekend I kn0bbed my missus three time. There, top that




              Yours or mine?

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                #8
                Originally posted by HRH View Post
                Yours or mine?
                Are you married?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by HRH View Post
                  I don't think you'll be winning a grammy anytime soon, I used to be a singer song writer in a band if you need any tips.
                  You have led a full life young man
                  Confusion is a natural state of being

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Diver View Post
                    You have led a full life young man
                    I think he's had lessons from Threaded.

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