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Nominations for the 11th commandment

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    Nominations for the 11th commandment

    Let's have 'em.

    I'll start : "Thou shalt not be a pimp"
    Kneel before Bod

    #2
    Thos shalt not be an HRH-like tool.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by Bod View Post
      Let's have 'em.

      I'll start : "Thou shalt not be a pimp"
      Thou shalt vote New Labour

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        #4
        Thou shalt not get caught.

        EDIT: The link in the next post is NSFW
        Last edited by TheFaQQer; 1 April 2008, 19:30.
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          #5
          <snip>

          Last edited by ferret; 1 April 2008, 21:15. Reason: Great way to earn a ban!

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            #6
            Originally posted by Quote 'n' Post View Post
            NSFW HRH you cretin.

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              #7
              Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
              NSFW HRH you cretin.
              Whilst rolling over the link and seeing the "exhaustc o c k" bit I decided to give it a miss...
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                NSFW HRH you cretin.
                "Thou shalt not be so pious"
                Kneel before Bod

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                  NSFW HRH you cretin.
                  Look for all posts by "Quote and Post". See a common thread there?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                    Thou shalt vote New Labour
                    I think that's already been re-classified as the 1st Commandment for contractors
                    Some people are like slinkys, totally pointless but the thought of pushing them down a flight of stairs never fails to put a smile on your face.

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