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    Works of the Devil

    It seems we already have bar-codes nominated as a "Work of the Devil" and perhaps they are, but as the Devil is a very busy and ingenious chap, I am sure the congregation could think of many other things that are "WOTD".

    For my part, I would nominate: -

    - Morris Dancing
    - Bacardi Breezers
    - Graham (I'm the biggest Nancy) Norton
    - Terminal 5

    &c.

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

    #2
    Whoever commissioned Jimmy Carr for anything on TV.

    Ditto Julian Clary.
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      #3
      Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
      Whoever commissioned Jimmy Carr for anything on TV.

      Ditto Julian Clary.
      And Davina McCall.
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        #4
        New Labour
        Cigarettes/Tobacco
        Consumerism
        Militant Islam
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Works of the devil :

          Watership Down (The film)

          Puff the magic dragon (The song)

          BMW's

          Pimps

          IR35

          etc etc etc....
          Kneel before Bod

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            #6
            Religious nutters (of all faiths)

            http://www.bibletruths.net/archives/BTAR206.htm
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              • Those little pots of food or drink that have plastic lids that break and leave stains over your trousers.
              • Children under the age of 2
              • Children over the age of 4
              • Women at cashpoints or tills
              • Women pretty much anywhere else except for in bed or in the kitchen.
              • etc.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                Religious nutters (of all faiths)
                Amen to that
                Kneel before Bod

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                  New Labour
                  Cigarettes/Tobacco
                  Consumerism
                  Militant Islam
                  With the exception of Cigarettes/Tobacco I'd put those down to a far more dangerous evil: human greed and stupidity.

                  Even the Devil has a little self-respect.

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    If you assign the value 6 to the letter A, 12 to the letter B etc., then add up the score the following words come out as 666.

                    COMPUTER
                    WADDINGTON
                    MILLS BOON

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                    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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