A lovely looking babe just asked to sit opposite me….

[Wilmslow]

Ok, there is a desk shortage, and she is hot desking, but she chose mine

Russian, only here for the next couple of days.

Absolute angel. Got talking a little about life in England. Oh, young as well.

Perked up my working day very nicely!

[oracleslave]

Ever since they moved the 'Change Management' team to the next floor at clientco all the talent has gone.

[snaw]

Perked up my working day very nicely!

Nothing else perked up then?

[Pondlife]

<Russian female accent>

Arrived a bit late in the office today and the only desk free was opposite this weird bloke. He keeps talking about Morris dancing and trying to look down my blouse, it's really quite embarrassing. One of the managers asked him a question earlier and he just started mumbling.

Now he's turned his laptop upside down and is trying to jam bits of his phone in there.

I think I may leave early today.

</Russian female accent>

[TheFaQQer]

That reminds me - must go for a walk through Marketing, HR and Graduate Recruitment later on

[Sockpuppet]

Ok, there is a desk shortage, and she is hot desking, but she chose mine

Russian, only here for the next couple of days.

Absolute angel. Got talking a little about life in England. Oh, young as well.

Perked up my working day very nicely!

I don't like russian women.

My first day at the generic corporation I managed to secure a graduate scheme at I was told to go round and meet the big cheeses. Throught it was going to be good. 15-20 mins each with the guys who ran the place. All on around £750k a year so not line managers by any stretch of the imagination.

Went round with some Russian bird who was ******* stunning. I mean she was so hot it made you dizzy.

I don't think I had a single question directed at me all day, they sure as hell didn't remember me.

[miffy]

Got talking a little about life in England.

Where do you start, it's hard to big up this country. Let's see...

Stealth taxes aplenty, chavs, binge drinking, drugs, disgraceful public transport, laws in favour of the criminals, prisons at bursting point and we're economically bankrupt.

Fancy a coffee?

I hope you haven't told her about your neighbours!

<Russian female accent>

Arrived a bit late in the office today and the only desk free was opposite this weird bloke. He keeps talking about Morris dancing and trying to look down my blouse, it's really quite embarrassing. One of the managers asked him a question earlier and he just started mumbling.

Now he's turned his laptop upside down and is trying to jam bits of his phone in there.

I think I may leave early today.

</Russian female accent>

Nice one PL

[TheFaQQer]

Got talking a little about life in England.

Got talking about my sad little life in England.

[Xenophon]

Got talking about my sad little life in England.

'Bored her with my multitude of mundane questions on everyday life, such as which colour car to choose and what features my laptop has...'

[FiveTimes]

Got talking a little about life in England.

This should be merged with your £200 banger... although I guess the one opposite you will cost you a little more