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    You are cruising for a bruising

    Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now

    #2
    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Typing with one hand
    too much information

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      #3
      Originally posted by AtW View Post
      Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
      It's Lucy, isn't it?
      Squirrels not putting out then?
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Q. How many SKA programmers does it take to successfully change a light bulb ?

        A. At least two, evidently.
        Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

        C.S. Lewis

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          #5
          Originally posted by AtW View Post
          Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
          What do you think of sex on the telly?

          I don't know, I keep falling off.

          Boom Boom!

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            What do you think of sex on the telly?

            I don't know, I keep falling off.

            Boom Boom!
            Murphey's law: If you play with anything long enough it will break.

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              #7
              Originally posted by AtW View Post
              Fallen off table. Typing with one hand - less posts from me now
              Which table was it you fell off?

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                #8
                Which table was it you fell off?
                His neighbours bird table.

                Alex was foraging for nuts.
                Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                C.S. Lewis

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Board Game Geek View Post
                  His neighbours bird table.

                  Alex was foraging for nuts.
                  Or maybe his nuts were foraging?
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                  Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                  That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                  Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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                    #10
                    Or maybe his nuts were foraging?
                    That would imply, by definition, that his nuts possess an independent mind of their own, and are also able to self-detach and go off hunting for food.

                    Sounds like a great party trick to me !
                    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

                    C.S. Lewis

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