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Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!

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    Bleurgh – got p!ssed on!

    At the gents in the reception area – this guy comes in and stands int eh very close pot next to me – next thing I knew I was getting sprayed on my foot!

    That has to be the grossest thing.

    #2
    Sorry mate, hard to handle the "beast" sometimes, especially after a good session.

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      #3
      Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
      The weakling just took it and ran away crying.
      Hard Brexit now!
      #prayfornodeal

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        #4
        Wilmslow is awarded the biggest loser of the world award.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
          The weakling just bent over and took it and ran away crying.

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            #6
            Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
            Sorry mate, hard to handle the "beast" sometimes, especially after a good session.
            I don't think it was someone's dog, prawn.

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              #7
              << Canned laughter >>
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                Wilmslow is awarded the biggest loser of the world award.
                How many geek points does that carry

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Sockpuppet View Post
                  How many geek points does that carry
                  +1

                  Xeno Geek Points have a certain kudos. I'd hate to compromise that by awarding a thousand to Wilmslow for simply getting wee-weed on.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    Went to this non-entity company in the middle of nowhere. While I was waiting in reception needed a waz so went to the loo. There was this spazzo geek with a dank long hair and acne. He looked so gormless I pissed all over his cheap trainers just for a laugh.
                    The weakling just took it and ran away crying.
                    Wow! what a nice person you are! And what a sophisticated sense of humour!
                    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                    Thomas Jefferson

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