Situation Vacant

[King Cnvt]

A vacancy has arisen for a virtual village idiot within CUK.

Must be willing to make wild assumptions, have little real world experience and be able to talk authoritively on all matters, regardless of how stupid you sound.

The ideal candidate will have plenty of time on their hands and have few friends or family ties. Out of hours posting will be required, as will delusions of grandeur.

Please apply below, stating your experience and qualifications for this junior position.

[DiscoStu]

I nominate HRH and 2UK.

[sasguru]

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.

[DiscoStu]

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.

ignorant, pompous, illiterate, arrogant

[Bagpuss]

Dear Sir,

Please can I apply.

I fulfil all the conditions above with the added bonus that I am a young and ignorant twat.

Sincerely,
HRH

PS I don't mind job-sharing with Lucy.

an old, SASguru

[2uk]

I nominate HRH and 2UK.

IIIIII .... I wana U... U.. IIIIIIII ...... I wanna U.. U IIIIIII , remember that song DiscoSue ?

[DiscoStu]

IIIIII .... I wana U... U.. IIIIIIII ...... I wanna U.. U IIIIIII , remember that song DiscoSue ?

It's Stu...

[2uk]

It's Stu...

I know I am just irritating you.... you pinky, cheeky piece of eye candy

[DiscoStu]

I know I am just irritating you.... you pinky, cheeky piece of eye candy

You're so weird, it's seriously creepy.

[2uk]

You're so weird, it's seriously creepy.

I think you secretly wanna meet me , but you are afraid of falling for me ( a man ) so you catch questioning yourself from time to time Am I unrealized Gay ?