This jeffing place…..

[Wilmslow]

Jumped up PA sends stroppy emails on a daily basis about the fridge where people keep milk in for their coffee. She uses it herself for her morning oats. (Sadly not provided by my good self, she has a rack and a half )

Resulted in an email to the whole company that as from Monday the fridges cannot be used.

All over a jumped up PA with a fettish for the things.

Means I am now stuck to buying the little UHT cartons or coffee mate, unless I fancy spending a quid every time I want a coffee here.

The world has gone mad.

[Mailman]

Play the health and safety card mate...if they dont provide refigeration for milk they will be putting their staff's health at risk!

peow peow!

Mailman

[VectraMan]

The company doesn't provide milk for tea and coffee?

[FiveTimes]

just drink water

HTH

[Xenophon]

Means I am now stuck to buying the little UHT cartons or coffee mate, unless I fancy spending a quid every time I want a coffee here.

The world has gone mad.

All is lost when you decide to buy UHT milk or Coffee Mate.

If I were you, Wilmslow, I'd probably killl myself.

[PAH]

The company doesn't provide milk for tea and coffee?

They class it as racial equality.


If it was me I'd buy one of those little fridges that you can put on/under your desk. Don't forget the one finger salute fridge magnet, it's essential in this scenario.

[oracleslave]

Email her and thank her sarcastically.

[DiscoStu]

Wilmslow, seriously, stop being such a whingeing little child. It's really quite annoying.

[PAH]

Wilmslow, seriously, stop being such a whingeing little child. It's really quite annoying.

I'm glad. He's making me more resolute about not going back to permiedom.

[BoredBloke]

Why not just buy a pint each morning and bin it at the end of the day - it's not going to go off in a day. What is the cost of a pint of milk per day? About 45p or something?