How hard are you?

[Jog On]

No – not ‘that’ kind of hard- you filthy perv!

Following on from the angry apprentice thread – how hard are you?

Who’d ‘ave who in a fight?

I’ll assume that HRH has mastered every martial art there is and actually won Olympic gold for Karate at the age of 3 against Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson at the same time– but what about everyone else?

I’m a pathetic southern pansy myself.

[DimPrawn]

Try Viagra eye-drops.

They make you look hard.

[sasguru]

I'll take on any amount of one-legged dwarfs. I'm 'ard, I am !

[TimberWolf]

No – not ‘that’ kind of hard- you filthy perv!

Following on from the angry apprentice thread – how hard are you?

Who’d ‘ave who in a fight?

I’ll assume that HRH has mastered every martial art there is and actually won Olympic gold for Karate at the age of 3 against Bruce Lee and Mike Tyson at the same time– but what about everyone else?

I’m a pathetic southern pansy myself.

Dunno, not had enough fights to find out, though of the few fights I had as a youth I only had to hit them once. I suspect I would be okay against the average loon or braggard if necessary. I once tried one of those martial arts things, fujijutsi or something like that, and it was rubbish. Kept on having to pretend to be held on the floor and do other various rehearsed moves. Tried boxing also, but only got as far as sparring (couln't really throw a full bodied blow there) and not against anyone really hard.

[PAH]

I'm so hard I told them to skip the anaesthetic when I went in for the lobotomy.

[FiveTimes]

not very hard, but I'm sure I could hold my own against most.

[BrilloPad]

Personally I think men (nearly always men isn't it), who go on about how hard they are or how tough they are, are really pathetic.

I have alot more respect for any man who has strong family values - particularly towards any children).

Of course, I was once described by Matt O'Conner (founder and mentor of an orgaization with a larger scotland yard file than Al Queada) as the most evil **** he had ever met. Though that was when I was not seeing my children - I always try to avoid confrontation usually.

[BrilloPad]

not very hard, but I'm sure I could hold my own against most.

fnar fnar

[KathyWoolfe]

I'm harder than a lot of paper bags that I know.

[oracleslave]

- but Matt once descibed me as "the most evil c**t he has ever met".

The head, founder and mentor of f4j (Matt O'Connor) described me as "the most evil c*** I have ever met".
I agree that family and friends should support one.

f4j head honcho (Matt O'Connor) once called me "the most evil c**t I have ever met"! That from a man who runs an organization with a larger met police file than Al Quaeda
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Of course, I was once described by Matt O'Conner (founder and mentor of an orgaization with a larger scotland yard file than Al Queada) as the most evil **** he had ever met.

Now where have I heard that before