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    Obese cat

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...10/ncat110.xml

    #2
    Bagpuss resembles that remark.
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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      #3
      Smaller pussies are more fun.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        Smaller pussies are more fun.
        And easier to find.
        Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
        Feist - I Feel It All
        Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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          #5
          Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
          Smaller pussies are more fun.
          But chubby ones are happier for you to stroke them
          If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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            #6
            Originally posted by 51st State View Post
            But chubby ones are happier for you to stroke them
            Aye. They are more grateful too.
            Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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              #7
              Originally posted by 51st State View Post
              But chubby ones are happier for you to stroke them
              reminds me of an internet picture floating around a few years ago about fat girls being better at felatio cause they're hungrier
              Coffee's for closers

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                #8
                gf has put both our cats on Hills Science Dried low fat food only. One cat now perfect weight - but the fat cat is still well overweight.

                Cat is too timid to get food from elsewhere - I guess it is the mice/birds/frogs/pigeons he eats.

                Plus he had a squirrel once - doubt that will ever happen again...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  gf has put both our cats on Hills Science Dried low fat food only. One cat now perfect weight - but the fat cat is still well overweight.

                  Cat is too timid to get food from elsewhere - I guess it is the mice/birds/frogs/pigeons he eats.

                  Plus he had a squirrel once - doubt that will ever happen again...

                  Not now that RH and ATW are training kamikaze squirrels, and infecting them with pox and infiltrating them into the red squirrel population.
                  It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                    Not now that RH and ATW are training kamikaze squirrels, and infecting them with pox and infiltrating them into the red squirrel population.
                    URGH! That doesn't conjure up an appetising image.
                    If she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood. And therefore a witch!

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