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    What has been your favourite post today?

    Mine is Lucy's big pussy.

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    Like the woman who said to her lover...

    Why is your Organ so small?


    He replied...

    I didn't know, I was playing in a Cathedral
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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      #3
      I'll go with this one.

      Originally posted by PAH View Post


      Who'd sleep with a box over their head!? I think they are journalists posing for dramatic effect, or Virgin Atlantic employees having a laugh, or maybe they are just fugly.

      Whatever happens this year I'll be making sure any flights I book aren't with BA. He's a right narky sod if the sedation wares off mid-flight.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        What has been your favourite post today?

        Mine is Lucy's big pussy.

        Makes me want to run a mile ....
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Makes me want to run a mile ....
          It's officially 2 miles before you're past the entrance.


          Admit it, you and Lucy follow each other around like siamese twins. I'm still trying to work out which one of you is at the arse end.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            OS's posts may be brilliant but I'm avoiding looking at them because I'm trying to avoid his avatar after my first (eyes blasted out) glance.
            It's Deja-vu all over again!

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              #7
              Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
              OS's posts may be brilliant but I'm avoiding looking at them because I'm trying to avoid his avatar after my first (eyes blasted out) glance.
              Avatars can be turned off.

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Avatars can be turned off.
                for individual posters?
                It's Deja-vu all over again!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
                  for individual posters?
                  Ok point taken. Will change it

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                    Ok point taken. Will change it
                    She daren't admit she likes looking at my avatar. Something about seeing a bloke with wood.

                    I see you're feeling all white now.
                    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                    Feist - I Feel It All
                    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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