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    Welcome the newest member to the Audi A3 club!

    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...
    Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
    Feist - I Feel It All
    Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

    #2
    Originally posted by PAH View Post
    Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

    Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

    Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...
    That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......
    It's Deja-vu all over again!

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      #3
      Originally posted by PAH View Post
      Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

      Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

      Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...
      Grats, PAH.
      Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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        #4
        Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
        That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......
        Grats, KW.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Originally posted by KathyWoolfe View Post
          That's funny, I got the exact same message when I logged onto that site.......

          Ooops, maybe it was your broadband I've been piggy backing. I'll let you go on top next time.
          Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
          Feist - I Feel It All
          Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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            #6
            Originally posted by PAH View Post
            Just been onto IMDB and got a notification at the top of the screen saying as I was visitor 999.999, I've been selected to win an Audi A3.

            Filled in the contact details, so all I need to do now is sit back and wait for my bird pulling magnet to arrive.

            Just off to give Durex a ring to fit a condom machine in my en-suite...


            It must be 2uk's broadband you're piggy backing on.

            Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!
            Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway.

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              #7
              Originally posted by miffy View Post
              Looks like the phorm targeted AD systems are working!

              Dammit, the deodorant must have worn off.
              Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
              Feist - I Feel It All
              Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                #8
                I can top that!

                I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by WotNxt View Post
                  I can top that!

                  I got a text message saying I have won a brand new BMW 5 Series and £750000.

                  I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.
                  Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
                  Feist - I Feel It All
                  Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PAH View Post
                    I wondered where my mobile had gone. Can you forward me the photos of the naked women I've got on there, you can keep the phone.
                    Yeah, what's your new number ... ?

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