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    I love annual performance appraisals...

    ...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
    ...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk
    Annual Performance Appraisals?

    Are you not a contractor?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
      Annual Performance Appraisals?

      Are you not a contractor?
      I am, she's here to do all the permies' reviews. I'm just enjoying watching her float gracefully around the office.
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
        I am, she's here to do all the permies' reviews. I'm just enjoying watching her float gracefully around the office.
        Ahah! Lucky Stu.

        I think you should try to pull her.

        Pity AtW isn't around to advise on strategy.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Offer her a lift home in your A3. She'll be gagging for it before you do a mile.

          2UK.

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            #6
            Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
            Offer her a lift home in your A3. She'll be gagging for it before you do a mile.

            2UK.
            or just gagging
            Coffee's for closers

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              #7
              I just love watching the permies having to put in loads of effort writing and ammending this years really wooly targets and reviewing last years, then the look of dejection when they've obviously had the '<sucks breath through teeth> It's been a very tough year... we can only give you a 0.2% payrise......' conversation.

              So glad I don't have to go through all that tulip anymore.
              And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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                #8
                Originally posted by b0redom View Post
                ammending this years really wooly targets
                Woolly Targets?

                Stop it now. You're just making them sound like sheep.

                You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                  #9
                  I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.


                  HRH
                  "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by daviejones View Post
                    I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.


                    HRH
                    her and her even fitter sister and four of her friends
                    ǝןqqıʍ

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