...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk
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I love annual performance appraisals...
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post...because the HR droid who's been sent to our office for the next couple of weeks wouldn't look out of place on a catwalk
Are you not a contractor?
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by bogeyman View PostAnnual Performance Appraisals?
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Originally posted by DiscoStu View PostI am, she's here to do all the permies' reviews. I'm just enjoying watching her float gracefully around the office.
I think you should try to pull her.
Pity AtW isn't around to advise on strategy.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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Originally posted by oracleslave View PostOffer her a lift home in your A3. She'll be gagging for it before you do a mile.
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I just love watching the permies having to put in loads of effort writing and ammending this years really wooly targets and reviewing last years, then the look of dejection when they've obviously had the '<sucks breath through teeth> It's been a very tough year... we can only give you a 0.2% payrise......' conversation.
So glad I don't have to go through all that tulip anymore.And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.Comment
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Originally posted by b0redom View Postammending this years really wooly targets
Stop it now. You're just making them sound like sheep.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.
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Originally posted by daviejones View PostI know the girl you are referring to, in fact, I did her already.
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