Dear Lucy….

[Wilmslow]

I am being picked on by the Italian Mafia, and enduring parking wars from their chivvy vans. Police gave me a ticket for parking outside my own house to guard my spot.

What do you suggest? (That is legal……)

[DiscoStu]

Dear Lucy... I'm a dull, indecisive, bimbling buffoon. I can't help but post every tiny detail of my utterly tedious existence on an internet forum. I don't know why I do it, I just can't help myself. Maybe I should stop kidding myself that anyone finds what i write to be remotely interesting. Every time I post anything now, someone follows it up with <<canned laughter>>. It's as if nobody's taking me seriously. What do you think I should do? Should I start a new thread asking everyone for advice? Also, do you know how to get the smell of wee out of shoes? Or should I start a new thread asking everyone for advice? Thanks.

[Wilmslow]

Dear Lucy... I'm a dull, indecisive, bimbling buffoon. I can't help but post every tiny detail of my utterly tedious existence on an internet forum. I don't know why I do it, I just can't help myself. Maybe I should stop kidding myself that anyone finds what i write to be remotely interesting. Every time I post anything now, someone follows it up with <<canned laughter>>. It's as if nobody's taking me seriously. What do you think I should do? Should I start a new thread asking everyone for advice? Also, do you know how to get the smell of wee out of shoes? Or should I start a new thread asking everyone for advice? Thanks.

Sounds like you are having as bad a time as I am…….

[oracleslave]

Sounds like you are having as bad a time as I am…….

Your best effort yet Wilmslow.

[Clippy]

Sounds like you are having as bad a time as I am…….

[El_Diablo]

Wilm-Slooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwww

When will you learn?

[xoggoth]

If you poo on your shoes you will find the smell of wee is scarcely perceptible.

[KathyWoolfe]

If you poo on your shoes you will find the smell of wee is scarcely perceptible.

So how do you? ,,,,,,no, I won't ask....

[HRH]

Wilmslow tell me where this fool is.One phone call and its sorted mate.

[Bagpuss]

Please not the legal team!