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    T'Internet dating

    Be careful out there:

    http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2812934.html

    Lonely farmer's wedding night letdown

    A German farmer who married a woman he met on the internet has asked for the marriage to be annulled after finding out 'she' was a he.

    Wolfgang Zober, 55, from Naumburg, said: "I don't meet many women as I am often out in the fields working all day, and so a friend suggested I try internet dating.

    "I was delighted when I contacted Randy Victoria, 38, and was delighted when I met her and realised she was as lovely as her photographs.

    "She even knew loads about farming - I didn't realise that was because she used to be a farmer herself.

    "We only had a kiss and cuddle before we married. But on my wedding night she told me she had a penis - and that her real name was Ralf. I was devastated.

    "The only true thing she did say was that she had two children, but she was the father - not the mother."
    Not sure why the idea of AtW comes to mind with this story, but it's funny as hell.
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    #2
    I hate it when that happens.

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      #3
      For your eyes only, can see me through the night
      For your eyes only, I never need to hide
      You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new
      I never felt until I looked at you....
      "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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        #4
        Originally posted by snaw View Post
        Be careful out there:
        Aw c'mon now - don't tell me that's never happened to you.

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
          Aw c'mon now - don't tell me that's never happened to you.
          Sounds like an admission of sorts to me Bogey. What was it that gave it away? Was it the beard?
          "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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            #6
            Originally posted by daviejones View Post
            Sounds like an admission of sorts to me Bogey. What was it that gave it away? Was it the beard?
            Pipsqueek

            You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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              #7
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post
              Pipsqueek
              Dunderhied
              "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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                #8
                German TV has really taken reality shows to its heart. Not only do you get the same as in the UK but there's even 'Farmer looks for wife) and 'Looking for a daughter in law,' I kid you not...
                Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
                  For your eyes only, can see me through the night
                  For your eyes only, I never need to hide
                  You can see so much in me, so much in me that's new
                  I never felt until I looked at you....
                  This is what prompted the Bond poll
                  "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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