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    What I learned on CUK today ...

    -Lucy has passed some bulltulipe noddy exam
    -Some German bloke married a chick with a willy
    -EO used to dress up as a gaylord and didn't have a fight with the Hells Angels
    - OracleSlave hates Sean Connery
    - HRH is a tool as always
    - Gordon Brown looks like a simpering nonce (but that's not news)


    HTH
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Yep. it's pretty bloody enlightening here, wouldn't you say?

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      and some of us can cook
      The proud owner of 125 Xeno Geek Points

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        - OracleSlave hates Sean Connery
        Bit harsh but I always preferred Roger.


        Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
        Coach and Horses?
        You never answered this.

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          #5
          I suddenly dont feel so bad about missing "everything"
          The pope is a tard.

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            -Lucy has passed some bulltulipe noddy exam
            -Some German bloke married a chick with a willy
            -EO used to dress up as a gaylord and didn't have a fight with the Hells Angels
            - OracleSlave hates Sean Connery
            - HRH is a tool as always
            - Gordon Brown looks like a simpering nonce (but that's not news)


            HTH

            shall we tell you what we learned about you?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              shall we tell you what we learned about you?
              Ooooh yes please
              The pope is a tard.

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                #8
                What happened to the diet Sally? are you off the wagon?
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  I never have a clue what any thread on CUK is about anymore so this sort of summary is great. Can it be a regular feature?
                  bloggoth

                  If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                  John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
                    I never have a clue what any thread on CUK is about anymore so this sort of summary is great. Can it be a regular feature?
                    I think that's a good idea.

                    A kind of Epilogue.

                    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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