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    With tears streaming down my cheeks...

    ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

    If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

    So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    ...
    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

    "If you can read this, thank a teacher....and since it's in English, thank a soldier"

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      #3
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.
      You nearly made my lunch exit via my nose.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
        ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

        If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

        I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

        So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

        hey who you calling "oldish chap"
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          hey who you calling "oldish chap"
          Sorry - poor lighting in there.

          Good wind.
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Arse cheeks?

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              #7
              I've just nearly wee'd on myself laughing...
              Bazza gets caught
              Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                #8
                My colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence

                He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .

                Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by monkeyboy View Post
                  My colleague next to me just came back from lunch sat down put on his IPOD then let off a long rumbling one. You know type where you think your seat as absorbed all the evidence

                  He didn't realise how loud it was until he saw me pissing my self laughing .

                  Distant rolling thunder would be the best description, not as good as standing on a duck but funny all the same.
                  Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    ... I am still giggling like a schoolboy as I write this post.

                    If you were the oldish chap who was just stood next to me in the Gents who let off a cheek-clapper of a trump - allow me to apologise for laughing. I could see you were embarrassed, but I couldn't help myself. I know it is childish, but I just couldn't stop laughing. I only had just arrived so I couldn't even leg it. It was SUCH a funny noise.

                    I kid you not, it sounded as if someone had stood on a duck.

                    So, please accept my apologies and thanks for the laugh.

                    it was the brussels

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