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HRH
18th April 2008, 08:51
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

Clippy
18th April 2008, 09:00
Let the games begin!

sasguru
18th April 2008, 09:03
5) What is the biggest regret in your life?


That you found this forum.

HTH

Spacecadet
18th April 2008, 09:07
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for potential HRH Encounters?

2) Tiger Vs HRH, Worlds best entertainment?

3) What does HRH look for in a man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

:spel

Xenophon
18th April 2008, 09:07
1. Not a good idea IMO.

2. Depends who gets the 'windmill' punches in first.

3. In a woman: a pulse. In a man: a LOT of money and a small, inoffensive willy.

4. Babestation.

5. I haven't had it yet...

DiscoStu
18th April 2008, 09:21
That you found this forum.

HTH

WHS

HRH
18th April 2008, 09:23
1. Not a good idea IMO.

2. Depends who gets the 'windmill' punches in first.

3. In a woman: a pulse. In a man: a LOT of money and a small, inoffensive willy.

4. Babestation.

5. I haven't had it yet...

Babestation is a channel not a show.

HTH
HRH

Xenophon
18th April 2008, 09:25
Babestation is a channel not a show.

HTH
HRH

It is, but it doesn't really have shows. It is either on air or not.

HTH

HRH
18th April 2008, 09:28
It is, but it doesn't really have shows. It is either on air or not.

HTH

I prefer the channel Northern Girls and bang babes myself. Babestation is too fake.

TimberWolf
18th April 2008, 09:34
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?


1) No, it's mainly those than shouldn't have them that want them.

2) A tiger would have a job killing a big croc, and a croc would have a job catching a tiger, so it would be a stalemate. Tiger versus gorilla would be more interesting and I would expect the gorilla to win.

3) Femininity.

4) Pass.

5) Pass.

Ardesco
18th April 2008, 09:43
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?


Hell No
Croc every time, once it locks its jaws and spins it's all over for the tiger.
Good sense of humour and a stunning figure
Waking the Dead (Only thing I watch atm)
Don't really have any. If I had taken a different path I wouldn't be who I am now.

HRH
18th April 2008, 09:45
Tiger Vs Croc

Most of you were wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7dazPp20d8

TimberWolf
18th April 2008, 09:46
Don't really have any. If I had taken a different path I wouldn't be who I am now.

Err, you would be who you are now, just not who you are now.

I hope that helps clarify this issue.

oracleslave
18th April 2008, 09:47
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

1) Sometimes there are stupid questions. This is one of those times.
2) 50/50
3) Married so it's window shopping only
4) Dunno
5) Not applicable

Dark Black
18th April 2008, 09:54
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

1) With proper training and licensing yes - the current ban is ignored by the very people who shouldn't have them anyway.

2) Crocodile

3) Money.. lots of it... and a flash car

4) Torchwood / Life On Mars

5) Not telling you lot ;)

MrRobin
18th April 2008, 09:59
1) Sometimes there are stupid questions. This is one of those times.
2) 50/50
3) Married so it's window shopping only
4) Dunno
5) Not applicable

the award for 'Most indirect answers of the day' goes to....

oracleslave!

Are you a politician??!

oracleslave
18th April 2008, 10:00
the award for 'Most indirect answers of the day' goes to....

oracleslave!

Are you a politician??!

I was inspired by BGG so all plaudits for the award should go to him.

ps. I would make a lousy politician! :D

realityhack
18th April 2008, 10:23
It's all about Location, Location, Location...

1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?
Firstly, what is Protoection? Is that a sort of Beta willy?
Depends where. Downtown Hillbrow, yes. In a game park, on foot, yes. Here? No.

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?
Again - location: In the water - most likely the croc. Out of water the tiger would have the edge.

3) What do you look for in a women/man?
Character - oodles and oodles of character, a sense of humour, an enquiring and open mind, and big t***.

4) Favourite TV show?
Spooks. (Yes, I know it has little grounding in reality).

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?
Not really sure if I have any proper regrets. Maybe not studying at art school - that would be fun. May still take a course down the line.

chef
18th April 2008, 11:08
Tiger Vs Croc

Most of you were wrong.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7dazPp20d8

i'd admit the croc does look in a bad way, but it isnt totally dead, it was still moving at the end of the clip. it might suddenly strike back and win, have you never seen Rocky? or any James Bond movie?

TimberWolf
18th April 2008, 11:11
i'd admit the croc does look in a bad way, but it isnt totally dead, it was still moving at the end of the clip. it might suddenly strike back and win, have you never seen Rocky? or any James Bond movie?

The croc didn't look much bigger than the tiger either. As if a short clip of a single fight (of a croc that may or may not have been drugged, shot or fed beforehand) proves anything.

Churchill
19th April 2008, 08:40
1) With proper training and licensing yes - the current ban is ignored by the very people who shouldn't have them anyway.

2) Crocodile

3) Money.. lots of it... and a flash car

4) Torchwood / Life On Mars

5) Not telling you lot ;)

Oi DB, your Avatar, I would. Twice nightly.

SallyAnne
19th April 2008, 13:22
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

This is how bored I am today...

1) You shouldn't need guns for protection.
2) Tigers.
3) Honesty, humour, someone who's true to himself, inner beauty.
4) Heroes.
5) Dropping out of my french A Level cause it was too hard. What a noob.


right...now do I finish the painting, crack on with the garden, or get back to that porn...

Sockpuppet
19th April 2008, 13:44
1) You shouldn't need guns for protection.
2) Tigers.
3) Honesty, humour, someone who's true to himself, inner beauty. But when I'm not lying a big noddy and rippling abs.
4) Heroes.
5) Dropping out of my french A Level cause it was too hard. What a noob.

:spel

:p

HTH

bogeyman
19th April 2008, 14:15
2) A tiger would have a job killing a big croc, and a croc would have a job catching a tiger, so it would be a stalemate. Tiger versus gorilla would be more interesting and I would expect the gorilla to win.


Not at all. A fully-grown tiger is the most formidable land predator there is. Even elephants treat them with the utmost respect.

Tigers (uniquely, amongst big cats) are also great swimmers and could probably hold their own against even the largest crock, in the water.

Even if a crock managed to get a bite on a tiger, the tiger would probably still kill it, due to it's sheer agility and strength.

I don't fancy the gorilla's chances either. Gorillas, although very strong, are all bravado and bluff. Gorillas aren't fearsome carnivourous predators, and would probably back down pretty sharpish in the (highly improbable) event that they encountered a tiger (they live in very different parts of the world BTW).

Gorillas often encounter leopards, and the occasional lion, but they rarely fight. Leopards will sometimes catch and eat baby gorillas.

I can recommend an excellent book on the subject: 'Gorillas Were My Neighbours' by Fred G. Merfield.

See also:

"Gorillas are vulnerable to predation by leopards (Panthera pardus)..."
http://pin.primate.wisc.edu/factsheets/entry/gorilla

SallyAnne
19th April 2008, 14:51
:spel

But when I'm not lying a big noddy and rippling abs.

:p

HTH

Simply not true hun. That hard waxed chest look is gay, and just not attractive to me at all.
And massive cocks are a problem if you like the sort of wierd kinky shit that I'm into :o

HRH
19th April 2008, 15:39
I wear a mean dark pair of shades and you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent-you dig?

bogeyman
19th April 2008, 15:42
I wear a mean dark pair of shades and you can't see my eyes unless my head is bent-you dig?

Eh?

Like when you're giving some random bloke fellatio?

Sockpuppet
19th April 2008, 16:20
And massive cocks are a problem if you like the sort of wierd kinky tulip that I'm into :o

I'm joshing with ya! If ever too much information was given out on an internet forum...that was it.

Lucy
19th April 2008, 16:21
Eh?

Like when you're giving some random bloke fellatio?

Whose sig. says they are 'random'? That might give us a clue Brillo.

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 16:23
And massive cocks are a problem if you like the sort of wierd kinky tulip that I'm into :o

errrr - I have tried to work that out - and I can't work out what kinky stuff you mean. :confused:

I suppose I have lead a sheltered life - can anyone elucidate please?

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 16:24
Whose sig. says they are 'random'? That might give us a clue Brillo.

eh? :confused:

what have I got to do with BogeyMan?

Sockpuppet
19th April 2008, 16:26
errrr - I have tried to work that out - and I can't work out what kinky stuff you mean. :confused:

I suppose I have lead a sheltered life - can anyone elucidate please?

She either has small nostrils or tight ear canals.

Thats the only thing I can think of.

Lucy
19th April 2008, 16:26
eh? :confused:

what have I got to do with BogeyMan?

Sorry Brillo, I was thinking about something you wrote when I was writing this and I am very tired.

bogeyman
19th April 2008, 16:33
eh? :confused:

what have I got to do with BogeyMan?

Nothing at all.

I was merely commenting on how HRH's eyes were only visible, apparently, when his head was bent, because of his uber-cool shades.

I don't know what Lucy was on about :confused:

Lucy
19th April 2008, 16:40
Nothing at all.

I was merely commenting on how HRH's eyes were only visible, apparently, when his head was bent, because of his uber-cool shades.

I don't know what Lucy was on about :confused:

Someone here has a signature that says something about them being 'random', alluding to the idea that s/he might be the 'random' person receiving fellatio from HRH.

(but the moment has passed...)

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 17:09
Sorry Brillo, I was thinking about something you wrote when I was writing this and I am very tired.

poor Lucy :hug:

have a good sleep...

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 17:10
Nothing at all.

I was merely commenting on how HRH's eyes were only visible, apparently, when his head was bent, because of his uber-cool shades.

I don't know what Lucy was on about :confused:

cummon - admit it - we are the same poster! We are both Spartacus!

Sockpuppet
19th April 2008, 19:16
Simply not true hun. That hard waxed chest look is gay, and just not attractive to me at all.
And massive cocks are a problem if you like the sort of wierd kinky tulip that I'm into :o

I just thought about this...does this mean you like fat hairy men with small members?

Sounds like we're made for each other. Your place or mine?

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 19:19
I just thought about this...does this mean you like fat hairy men with small members?

Sounds like we're made for each other. Your place or mine?

but what is small? hmmm - I feel a poll coming on...

Sockpuppet
19th April 2008, 19:23
Its relative. If they think its small they are obviously a slapper.

HTH

BrilloPad
19th April 2008, 19:25
I know how to make my member 18" long. fold it in half!

HRH

Board Game Geek
20th April 2008, 13:57
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

1-5 : Dunno

HRH
20th April 2008, 14:20
1-5 : Dunno


Why even bother making this post....I pity this fool.

Lucy
20th April 2008, 14:22
Why even bother making this post....I pity this fool.

That's what we think everytime you post.

bogeyman
20th April 2008, 14:26
Why even bother making this post....I pity this fool.

Hey HRH. Why the avatar change?

I don't feel the new one fully reflects the sense of abject failure and despair that comes across in your posts.

This maybe...

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/10917/Drunk_Muppet.html

Lucy
20th April 2008, 14:30
Hey HRH. Why the avatar change?

I don't feel the new one fully reflects the sense of abject failure and despair that comes across in your posts.

This maybe...

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/10917/Drunk_Muppet.html

I'm laughing so much it hurts.:rollin::rollin:

Or this one:
http://www.eris.net/~johan/images/opus.gif

realityhack
20th April 2008, 15:51
Hey HRH. Why the avatar change?

I don't feel the new one fully reflects the sense of abject failure and despair that comes across in your posts.

This maybe...

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/10917/Drunk_Muppet.html
:laugh :laugh :laugh


Brilliant!

cailin maith
20th April 2008, 15:52
Hey HRH. Why the avatar change?

I don't feel the new one fully reflects the sense of abject failure and despair that comes across in your posts.

This maybe...

http://www.fugly.com/pictures/10917/Drunk_Muppet.html

Love it :laugh :laugh

Lucy
20th April 2008, 16:10
Oh Dear.

HRH's av is now him with some trophies.:emb

BrilloPad
20th April 2008, 16:19
Oh Dear.

HRH's av is now him with some trophies.:emb

I think he bought them from a shop - unless they give out trophies for most irritating post?

Board Game Geek
20th April 2008, 17:22
Why even bother making this post....I pity this fool.

It's called irony.

In as much as the original post is pointless, I wanted to submit an answer that highlighted that fact.

Of course, now I have had to explain the irony, it leads me to conclude that such subtlety is wasted on you.

I'm sorry HRH, but we're used to a far better class of drooling simpletons on this board and you don't cut the mustard. Go back a year, son.

scotspine
20th April 2008, 18:40
1) Should we be allowed to carry guns for protoection?

2) Tiger Vs Crocodile, who would win?

3) What do you look for in a women/man?

4) Favourite TV show?

5) What is the biggest regret in your life?

WGAS? so you're back with your usual cartload of drivel and trash. i'm doing my bit for the planet by not incurring the carbon-cost of banning you - [this post enjoys carbon-neutrality by dint of it's content] - shame that ferret hasn't done otherwise... god, what a drudge this forum has become.

BrilloPad
20th April 2008, 18:55
WGAS? so you're back with your usual cartload of drivel and trash. i'm doing my bit for the planet by not incurring the carbon-cost of banning you - [this post enjoys carbon-neutrality by dint of it's content] - shame that ferret hasn't done otherwise... god, what a drudge this forum has become.

there is a carbon cost for banning people :eek:

I hope you planted a tree to make up for Denny.