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A Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

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    A Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever

    An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it recently resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.

    Linky


    Here it is

    What's your most annoying song?
    Me, me, me...
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    I've definitely heard worse.
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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      #3
      Anything of the genre "thrash metal" comes pretty high on my annoyometer.
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        #4
        Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
        Anything of the genre "thrash metal" comes pretty high on my annoyometer.
        . . . as does (c)rap, or country & western, for me.
        The vegetarian option.

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          #5
          At the moment anything my kids like!

          In getting old mode!
          Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

          I preferred version 1!

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            Anything recorded by a failed reality TV participant.
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              #7
              Originally posted by wobbegong View Post
              . . . as does (c)rap, or country & western, for me.
              So you don't think it's 'gully' then?

              Mine has to be kids TV music, and really cheesy R&B
              "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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                Klingon Opera?





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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Jog On View Post
                  So you don't think it's 'gully' then?

                  Mine has to be kids TV music, and really cheesy R&B
                  Now, do you mean real R&B; Muddy Waters, Big Joe Turner, BB King etc, or the recently hijacked twaddle that often consists of groups of lithe girls singing a soul/disco/hip-hop hybrid?

                  The former is most definitely NOT cheesy, but the latter . . . . eurghh!!

                  (MODS, we really do need a vomiting smiley.)
                  The vegetarian option.

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                    #10
                    Dance music, quote Saxondale

                    " if i wanted to hear electronic bleeps and farts i would put my foot through my windshield and listen to the alarm going off"
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                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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