What's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut
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Originally posted by WageSlaveWhat's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut
Spod - in "Threaded" mode!Comment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveWhat's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gutComment
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Originally posted by SupremeSpodWork clever and get an office of your own.
Spod - in "Threaded" mode!Autom...Sprow...Canna...Tik banna...Sandwol...But no sera smeeComment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveHad a private office with my previous client. Made up for no Internet access. Also handy for sleeping... of which I did plenty.Comment
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try triangulation
Move position around the office on different days and attempt to triangulate the culprit that way. The only problem is that THEY will then know who the tw@t is with the smelly feet
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("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to WorkComment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveWhat's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut
I've actually seen one of these devices go off when someone dropped their guts while another refinery engineer was following him up some steps.
Hours of amusment to see who can achive the highest gas reading during those very quiet night shifts.If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.Comment
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Originally posted by WageSlaveWhat's the best way of dealing with an office farter? I've narrowed it down to two prime suspects. All I know for certain is that someone arrives at work each morning with a very bad gut
Ok once you've identified the exact source, what would you do? confront the suspect (five bullets in the head should work)??Comment
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gimme five
Sandy
five in the head, but the first one goes in the mouth.
If you or your DDs ever fart near me you get it in the mouth(\__/)
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