Today's Wilmslow post

[sasguru]

Woke up this morning! Wow what a surprise! Looked out of the window. Yes, oh my, my drive is still blocked off by my Mafia neighbour. Anyway toodled off to my nice new permie job in my new Focus. Does life get any better?
Did I tell you I love my Focus? It's Anthracite-Grey and was a steal at £25K. I got one over that silly salesman I tell you. My new job is nice, although a bad man pissed all over my shoes. Still I am earning big money here and it's very exciting.

[Pondlife]

You couldn't make it up. here

Although my above statement is a lie as someone clearly is.

Nobody's life could be that pathetic, could it? Really?

[miffy]

You'd better be wearing a tie today Mr Wilmslow.

I refer you to to page 7, paragraph 4, point 72.b of your T&C of employment.

The Management.

[DiscoStu]

You'd better be wearing a tie today Mr Wilmslow.

I refer you to to page 7, paragraph 4, point 72.b of your T&C of employment.

The Management.

Hang on, I'll just have to check that with the CUK forum.

Wilmslow

[Lucy]

Dear Mum

I found a load of friends online, they are very mean to me but I am used to it. There is a giant alien lizard, a stuffed cat, a lunatic and a guru, it reminds me of home.

kisses
Wilmslow

[oracleslave]

Dear Mum

I found a load of friends online, they are very mean to me but I am used to it. There is a giant alien lizard, a stuffed cat, a lunatic and a guru, it reminds me of home.

kisses
Wilmslow

lunatic

[Bagpuss]

lunatic

Lunachic

[oracleslave]

Lunachic

Thanks for clearing that up.

[Lucy]

No, you are the lizard, I am the lunatic

[DiscoStu]

No, you are the lizard, I am the lunatic

How could you forget the shellfish?