Woke up at 4am to the sound of someone having a go at my side gate. It's got a very squeeky bolt, it pays to be lazy with the lubrication in this case!
Go downstairs to see a couple of scrotes holding a flashlight to the lock on my patio door at the back of the house. Was almost laughing at their amateurishness as I put on the main light to see them stunned like rabbits on a B road, before deciding they'd better leg it.
Strangely I wasn't scared at all, more disappointed I didn't do things differently to try to catch them or at least a photo of them to hand to the rozzers.
Maybe I'll wait till they're in the house next time, make it more interesting.
Go downstairs to see a couple of scrotes holding a flashlight to the lock on my patio door at the back of the house. Was almost laughing at their amateurishness as I put on the main light to see them stunned like rabbits on a B road, before deciding they'd better leg it.
Strangely I wasn't scared at all, more disappointed I didn't do things differently to try to catch them or at least a photo of them to hand to the rozzers.
Maybe I'll wait till they're in the house next time, make it more interesting.
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