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original PM
25th April 2008, 12:55
you can keep your bonuses and flash motors

we get free chocolate!

:banana::banana::banana::banana:

PAH
25th April 2008, 13:14
Careful with the teapot.

chef
25th April 2008, 13:18
you work at cadbury's?

original PM
25th April 2008, 13:21
nope!

guess again

MrRobin
25th April 2008, 13:26
nope!

guess again

Nestle?

Spacecadet
25th April 2008, 13:27
thorntons

Clippy
25th April 2008, 13:29
For Willy Wonka.

BrilloPad
25th April 2008, 13:30
nope!

guess again

mars

my brother used to get free chocolate at mars

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 13:31
You are an Umpa-Lumpa and I claim my complimentary Everlasting Gobstopper.

PAH
25th April 2008, 13:34
You are an Umpa-Lumpa and I claim my complimentary Everlasting Gobstopper.



Result! :D

MrRobin
25th April 2008, 13:36
Very good, Xen.

C'mon original PM, have we got it yet???

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 13:40
Result! :D

...and I've been so nice to you recently.

basshead
25th April 2008, 13:42
Management calls it 'free chocolate', employees call it 'getting shat on from a great height' :D

PAH
25th April 2008, 13:45
...and I've been so nice to you recently.


But you haven't got big tits so it doesn't count.

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 13:45
But you haven't got big tits so it doesn't count.

:spel

You don't count.

PAH
25th April 2008, 13:54
:spel

You don't count.


I know. Been avoiding the counting thread.

original PM
25th April 2008, 14:03
nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 14:05
nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer

Thanks for the tip. That really narrows it down.

basshead
25th April 2008, 14:05
Weight Watchers?

Diabetes UK?

PAH
25th April 2008, 14:07
nope not even close

a tip - it is not a chocolate manufacturer


Great, so we've got to recite the whole of companies house then. This could take a while.

Aardvark Adventure Taxis Ltd?

original PM
25th April 2008, 14:23
seriously man let it drop!!!

goddamn wish i'd never started this stoopid thread now

:D

PAH
25th April 2008, 14:24
seriously man let it drop!!!

goddamn wish i'd never started this stoopid thread now

:D


Suicide is always an option. I prefer murder, it's more 'me' friendly.


Just noticed you're in the North West. Gissa job. Go on, gis it. I can eat chocolate.

original PM
25th April 2008, 14:26
in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 14:26
in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!

I was just about to say that.

Xenophon
25th April 2008, 14:28
in fact to confuse you all

I work for a Funeral business!

Do you get given chocolate by way of a pick-me-up after you have seen a particular gruesome cadaver?

original PM
25th April 2008, 14:33
nooooooooo

i would imagine eating is the last thing you would wish to do after seeing one of them

:eek:

HairyArsedBloke
25th April 2008, 14:34
So after a funeral you get chocolate like you get a strong mint after an Indian meal?