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Just when the bench was getting comfortable

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    Just when the bench was getting comfortable

    I get a gig. grrrrrrrrrr

    that's ruined my training, especially when I was about to crack Crocknorth with a 39 * 21
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

    #2
    Turn it down then?
    The cycle of life: born > learn > work > learn > dead.

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      #3
      Good to see there is still some work out there somewhere.

      Inspired by the recent tendering scam in the construction industry, how about we set up a group of on the bench contractors that apply for a particular contract one of us wants. The others send in suitably modified CVs to also land interviews, and then they attend the interview with the intention of chucking it, Trainspotting style. We all then do the same for each other till we're all back in work.

      Should be a laugh if nothing else.
      Feist - 1234. One camera, one take, no editing. Superb. How they did it
      Feist - I Feel It All
      Feist - The Bad In Each Other (Later With Jools Holland)

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        #4
        With the increase in posters on the bench, Mrs Goof excepted, perhaps we should get in touch with HRH to get him to construct as couple more.

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