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What's the best thing to come out of Brazil?
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What's the best thing to come out of Brazil?
20Pele, the legendary Brazilian soccer ace25.00%5The style of bikini waxing known as "The Brazilian"50.00%10Senor AndyW25.00%5The poll is expired.
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This reminds me of when bf and I were walking into the city the other day and he asked 'where exactly are we going?' before I could answer we walked past a beautician with a sign outside 'hollywoods £25, brazillians £20'. He then said 'what is a hollywood, is it like a brazillian?' I then managed to squeeze a word in and say 'I think it's under the castle', bf then says 'I'm proud of my cock but I've never heard it called a castle before'
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You forget to include the REAL answer to this one. My grandfather.bloggoth
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Originally posted by Lucy View PostThis reminds me of when bf and I were walking into the city the other day and he asked 'where exactly are we going?' before I could answer we walked past a beautician with a sign outside 'hollywoods £25, brazillians £20'. He then said 'what is a hollywood, is it like a brazillian?' I then managed to squeeze a word in and say 'I think it's under the castle', bf then says 'I'm proud of my cock but I've never heard it called a castle before'
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