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I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday

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    I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday

    I tried to cross the street in front of Alan Sugar's Rolls Royce yesterday and I tell you he didn't let me walk in front of his car.

    He was going up a side street past Harrods in London.


    The funny thing is that I later saw his same car parked outside (and I swear on my life) a Kebab shop (with a greasy cafe next to it) just accross from South Kensington tube station. His car registration was 'AMS 1' and it only just clicked after the event. (and yes even posh South Ken has greasy cafes but not many).

    The rear passenger windows had tinted glass which I can't remember from the series. I guess its his revenge for me posting those rather rude remarks regarding his show.

    #2
    If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".

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      #3
      Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
      If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
        If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
        And if you were killed, he might say "you're pyred"

        IGMC.
        "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


        Thomas Jefferson

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          #5
          And if you had bounced over the bonnet, and been thrown into the air, he would have shouted "You're highered"

          IGMC

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            #6
            Originally posted by eliquant View Post
            His car registration was 'AMS 1' and it only just clicked after the event.
            That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.
            Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Sysman View Post
              That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Sysman View Post
                That begs a paintbrush and adding an H and a T.
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Chugnut View Post
                  If he'd run you over he'd have leant out the window and said "You're Tyred".
                  Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                    Given it happened outside Harrods, maybe he was aiming for an "You're Fayed"
                    ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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