I had a brilliant idea yesterday, which should put me on the path to my first million.
I was eating some monkey nuts and putting the shells in a tesco bag, when I noticed some bits of shell on my trousers. When I checked the floor, omg , it looked like a troop of orang utans had been having a tea party at my desk.
Hence my brain wave. Some sort of electro magnetic device that polarises the husks of monkey nuts, causing them to become drawn to a central 'magno-bag' from whence they can be easily placed into the tesco carrier. The clever bit - the frequency is set so that other objects are not affected, so your paper clips and pens remain undisturbed on your desk.
I was eating some monkey nuts and putting the shells in a tesco bag, when I noticed some bits of shell on my trousers. When I checked the floor, omg , it looked like a troop of orang utans had been having a tea party at my desk.
Hence my brain wave. Some sort of electro magnetic device that polarises the husks of monkey nuts, causing them to become drawn to a central 'magno-bag' from whence they can be easily placed into the tesco carrier. The clever bit - the frequency is set so that other objects are not affected, so your paper clips and pens remain undisturbed on your desk.
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