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    Mortgage blues

    I been laid off from the City
    My Porsche service is due
    My kids all need
    Brand new designer shoes

    So I went to the bank
    To see what they could do
    They said son - looks like the Credit Crunch
    Got-a hold on you

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    I can't get a mortgage for my ex-ten-sion
    Money's too tight to mention

    I went to my brother
    To see what he could do -
    He said bro-ther like to help you
    But I'm unable to
    So I called on my fa-ther fa-ther
    Oh my fa-ther
    He said

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    Oh mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    I can't even use a Buy-to-Let for my pension

    We talk a-bout sub prime
    Oh lord down in the US
    They're passing all kinds - of bills
    From down cap-it-ol hill - (we've tried them)

    [Chorus:]
    Money's too tight to mention
    [spoken] cut-back!
    Mo-ney mo-ney mo-ney mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' 'bout the dollar bill
    Now what are we all to do
    When the bailiffs got a hold on you?
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    Oh mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey mon-ey
    Mo-ney's too tight to mention
    A-mero - mon-ey oh yeah
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey
    We're talk-in' a-bout mon-ey mon-ey:..

    #2
    I have a disturbing image of you at your pc at home in swindon with 5 rightmove web pages open humming this to yourself as you contemplate whether to buy 2 or 3 flats in Middlesborough.

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      #3
      Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
      I have a disturbing image of you at your pc at home in swindon with 5 rightmove web pages open humming this to yourself as you contemplate whether to buy 2 or 3 flats in Middlesborough.
      Is my webcam on again?

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        #4
        I had a great big mortgage
        but didn't use my nouse
        couldn't make the payments
        now theyv'e took my fkin house




        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Great song DP. Fantastic doom posting...

          however

          house prices to rise
          I'm alright Jack

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            #6
            Originally posted by BlasterBates View Post
            Great song DP. Fantastic doom posting...

            however

            house prices to rise
            Boomed!

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              #7
              I just had me BTL valued in Glasgae, way higher than I expected, now the LTV is 40%

              http://www.gspc.co.uk/news/article/s...ational-trend/

              Credit crunch? Not here mate...
              "Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain

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                #8
                What credit crunch? First Plus will always lend


                http://www.thisismoney.co.uk/credit-...4&in_page_id=9
                Last edited by Bagpuss; 29 April 2008, 11:56.
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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