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    Feeling wonderful today

    I’ve just checked the bank account and one of the clients paid their quarterly subscription..
    How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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    #2
    Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
    I’ve just checked the bank account and one of the clients paid their quarterly subscription..
    What do they subscribe to?
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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      #3
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      What do they subscribe to?
      Hairy Arsed Bloke Monthly

      Don't you?

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        #4
        I'm feeling better because I haven't checked my bank account today.
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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          Hairy Arsed Bloke Monthly

          Don't you?
          I haven't paid my subscription since I started getting Hollywood Waxed Bloke Monthly
          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            I haven't paid my subscription since I started getting Hollywood Waxed Bloke Monthly
            Can we have another man love or Pot Noodle day instead of pubic celebration?
            I haven't got any work to do, 1.5 days to fill and I can't relate to depilation.

            IGMB
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              Can we have another man love or Pot Noodle day instead of pubic celebration?
              I haven't got any work to do, 1.5 days to fill and I can't relate to depilation.

              IGMB
              B?
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                Can we have another man love or Pot Noodle day instead of pubic celebration?
                I haven't got any work to do, 1.5 days to fill and I can't relate to depilation.

                IGMB
                I was quite enjoying it until you referred to it as 'pubic celebration' and now the shine has gone somewhat.

                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
                  B?
                  Brazilian
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
                    I was quite enjoying it until you referred to it as 'pubic celebration' and now the shine has gone somewhat.

                    There's a gag in there and it just won't come to me ...
                    +50 Xeno Geek Points
                    Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                    As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                    Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                    CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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