The 'Humanzee' debate

[Alf W]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04...strikes_again/

The Scotsman reports today that Calum MacKellar, an Elder of the Church of Scotland who trained as a biochemist, has called for government action to prohibit the possible interbreeding of men and lady chimps to create "humanzees".

Not really sure where to start with this one. I considered a Welsh Valleys joke but thought it would be bad taste.

Let it run and see where it goes...........

[BrilloPad]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/04...strikes_again/



Not really sure where to start with this one. I considered a Welsh Valleys joke but thought it would be bad taste.

Let it run and see where it goes...........

I thought atw was a humanzee

[Pondlife]

<valleys pondlife>

She's a bit fit that there bird. Bit hairy like but I'd do 'er. She's well tidy like.
Oi love. Nice shoes them boots.
Coarse I loves you. I buys you chips don't I
Whos coat is that there jacket on the floor.
etc...
</valleys pondlife>

[DimPrawn]

<valleys pondlife>

She's a bit fit that there bird. Bit hairy like but I'd do 'er. She's well tidy like.
Oi love. Nice shoes them boots.
Coarse I loves you. I buys you chips don't I
Whos coat is that there jacket on the floor.
etc...
</valleys pondlife>

[TimberWolf]

"The Human Fertilisation and Embryo Bill prohibits the placement of animal sperm into a woman," the worried Christian told the Scotsman....Men could have kids with chimpanzees - gov must act

Biochemists may be able to implant sperm into eggs but I don't think the technology yet exists to implant sperm into a chimpanzee

[wobbegong]

Biochemists may be able to implant sperm into eggs but I don't think the technology yet exists to implant sperm into a chimpanzee

I think that's where the "Welsh valleys" reference came in. The tried and tested method of getting sperm into anything!!

BTW, wouldn't it be a "chimpmanzee"?

[TimberWolf]

I think that's where the "Welsh valleys" reference came in.

I didn't realise the Welsh valleys were so advanced in biochemistry.

BTW, wouldn't it be a "chimpmanzee"?

Or Welshmanpanzee?

[hyperD]

Biochemists may be able to implant sperm into eggs but I don't think the technology yet exists to implant sperm into a chimpanzee

Indeed, I thought there was a natural biological block of incompatible spermatoza or something...

Anyway, those ******* monkeys are very hairy and have ******* bad breath