'Reuters - A giant inflatable pig has gone missing, from its moorings at a rock concert in Glastonbury. The giant pig was last seen floating over Newcastle Upon Tyne, and the owners warned it is full of hot air.
The pig, a female known as 'the bloater' is suspected to be hovering in the hopes of decsending on groups of vulnerable males, known locally as gadgees
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The pig, a female known as 'the bloater' is suspected to be hovering in the hopes of decsending on groups of vulnerable males, known locally as gadgees
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