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The Suggestions Of Things To Do When You Are Not In Contract Thread

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    The Suggestions Of Things To Do When You Are Not In Contract Thread

    I'll start:

    Get to know the person inside.
    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

    #2
    Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
    I'll start:

    Get to know the person inside.
    You mean befriend a prisoner. That is truly a noble cause.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

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      #3
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      I'll start:

      Get to know the person inside.
      Its only polite after making love to that person 2 or 3 times a day
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        You mean befriend a prisoner. That is truly a noble cause.
        Indeed, but it isn't what I meant of course.

        I was referring to getting to know the Xeno inside me.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          Write a search engine that no-one uses
          'Invest' in tatty scrubland near Swindon
          Support Celtic x2

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
            Indeed, but it isn't what I meant of course.

            I was referring to getting to know the Xeno inside me.
            You've got another Xeno inside you? Is it some sort of parasitic twin?
            ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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              #7
              Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
              You've got another Xeno inside you? Is it some sort of parasitic twin?
              If so, send the bastard to work while you loll about at home ...
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by Moscow Mule View Post
                You've got another Xeno inside you? Is it some sort of parasitic twin?
                Ah, so that is why I've been feeling peckish. The greedy bugger!
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9
                  Read 'Full Catastrophe Living' Jon Kabat-Zinn

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
                    If so, send the bastard to work while you loll about at home ...
                    Good plan.
                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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