The suggestions of things not to do when you are in a contract thread

[DaveB]

I'll start.

Don't stand up in a planning meeting and announce that Jesus has told you how the project should be run.

( Although it does seem to work if you are are in fact the President of the United States of America )

[Moscow Mule]

Don't type PWRDNSYS OPTION(*IMMED) RESTART(*NO) and hit enter on a production machine.

[rootsnall]

Chuckle out loud quite regularly while reading email/CUK/etc in a very straight laced anti contractor office environment

[oracleslave]

Slag off the permies

[hyperD]

Sit on a secretaries seat after hours stark naked while pleasuring yourself and getting caught by one of the security guards.

(true story at some blue chip many years ago)

[DimPrawn]

Sit on a secretaries seat after hours stark naked while pleasuring yourself and getting caught by one of the security guards.

(true story at some blue chip many years ago)

I wasn't pleasuring myself, I had an itch, that's all.

[Xenophon]

Go out with a permie, buy a big house together and then break-up.

[Pondlife]

Go out with a permie, buy a big house together and then break-up.

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Be thankful you weren't married.

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[Xenophon]

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Be thankful you weren't married.

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Furry muff.

[Lucy]

Get involved with anyone you work with, permie or contractor.