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Stop a guy getting mugged yesterday!

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    Stop a guy getting mugged yesterday!

    I was using a public phone-box in the town-centre and two lads were going by as I went in. One was going for me and the other was holding him back. I to hold to **** off and they did.

    But they only got round the corner before they attacked someone else. So i told the wife on the phone I wouldn't be a minute.

    Went around the corner and they were laying into a guy demanding money. So I shouted for them to get off him and they promptly did. As I am fit, strong & pretty big!

    I would have punched their lights out right at the start but I wasn't 100% sure whether they knew the guy or not.

    The victim cleared off without any thanks!

    #2
    Originally posted by up4it View Post
    The victim cleared off before I mugged him

    You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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      #3
      did u act in The Iron Man as well? Superhero! More of u needed!

      Next time just follow instincts and punch the livin daylights out of the thieving bast**ds!!

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        #4
        Originally posted by up4it View Post
        I was using a public phone-box in the town-centre and two lads were going by as I went in. One was going for me and the other was holding him back. I to hold to **** off and they did.

        But they only got round the corner before they attacked someone else. So i told the wife on the phone I wouldn't be a minute.

        Went around the corner and they were laying into a guy demanding money. So I shouted for them to get off him and they promptly did. As I am fit, strong & pretty big!

        I would have punched their lights out right at the start but I wasn't 100% sure whether they knew the guy or not.

        The victim cleared off without any thanks!
        Are you in Manchester?

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          #5
          This is so 3 weeks ago
          "Is someone you don't like allowed to say something you don't like? If that is the case then we have free speech."- Elon Musk

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            #6
            At least you stepped in - good on you for that, many wouldn't.

            A many years ago when we lived in the sticks outside Aberdeen, my brother who was about 9 or 10 was out on his bike with one of his mates. They were riding down a lane when one of them spotted a car in the woods. It was on its roof and not really visible if you happened to be driving past. They went to have a look and the driver was stuck in the car, covered in blood and he'd obviously been there a while. They raced home to raise the alarm. The coppers thanked them for what they did as he would have probably died there but nothing from the guy they found - no thanks or nothing.
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by up4it View Post
              I was using a public phone-box
              You were doing what?

              Why didn't you just use your mobile?

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                #8
                I wouldn't mind but there a CCTV cameras everywhere in this town and where the hell where the Police!

                Those CCTV cameras are a waste of time!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                  You were doing what?

                  Why didn't you just use your mobile?

                  Where else would you change if you were Superman
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                    You were doing what?

                    Why didn't you just use your mobile?
                    Only 1 reason anyone would use a phone box these days...

                    So was it oil or powder?

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